Pandemic Preparedness

Should the World Health Organization indicate that any of the following conditions are threatening to pose serious concern, you might want to hang with me and the purse:

Gastritis

Migraine

Rhinitis

Sinusitis

Influenza

Halitotis

Tonsilitis

Dermatitis

Cosmetic deficiencies

Sterilization needs

Skin abraisions

Gingivitis

Affluenza

Spiritual emptiness

ANY condition of the lips

Should we need shelter, I have the tape measure and nylon to secure it for us. Should we need levity, I have some great little cartoons, Music? Covered. Face mask? That hanky should work. Stay calm. ( I have some help for that if you need it.) Everything will be okay.