Thursday, April 30, 2009

Pandemic Preparedness


Should the World Health Organization indicate that any of the following conditions are threatening to pose serious concern, you might want to hang with me and the purse:

Gastritis

Migraine

Rhinitis

Sinusitis

Influenza

Halitotis

Tonsilitis

Dermatitis

Cosmetic deficiencies

Sterilization needs

Skin abraisions

Gingivitis

Affluenza

Spiritual emptiness

ANY condition of the lips

Should we need shelter, I have the tape measure and nylon to secure it for us. Should we need levity, I have some great little cartoons, Music? Covered. Face mask? That hanky should work. Stay calm. ( I have some help for that if you need it.) Everything will be okay.






4 comments:

ArtCricket2 said...

This cracks me up! I'd hang with you anywhere!

donna said...

So funny!

ArtCricket2 said...

I forwarded this to nurse Amy

Anonymous said...

Glad you're my neighbor!