I read a great quote today:
"Don't try to win over the haters. You're not the jackass whisperer."
Love it! But it brings to mind a funny story. I’m like 8 or 9 years old, and my mother who never ever ever says anything even bordering on bad made reference to someone acting like a jackass. (It may or may not have been me!) Anyway, I may or may not have been a jack-ass, but I surely was a smart one. I trotted over to the dictionary and when asked, I said I was looking up the word “jackass”, that I just wanted to see exactly what that meant. ( I knew full well!) My mother was quick on her feet- she said, “Well, when you find out, I want you to write the definition 25 times.”
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